Penis Pen

• Realistically designed Penis Pen in a phallic shape of a man’s best friend
• Risque gift for the open-minded folks who’re always ready for a laugh
• Must-have gift for bridal shower, bachelorette parties, stag parties, gag gifts to boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy announcement parties, or even a house warming gift for an annoying prick.
• All pens are tested for ink before shipping
• Approx. 7.5″ / 19cm

Dick Pen is a humorous gift that’s bound to elicit tons of laughter from all around you, that is is if you’re not arrested for indecency first.

• Enjoy free worldwide shipping on every order.
• Upgrade to tracked delivery for $4.49, with proof of delivery and insurance.
• If your order doesn’t arrive within 8 weeks from date of shipping, we’ll reship it for free.
• You’ll receive a tracking number by email once your order is on its way.
• Check your order status anytime on our Order Tracking page.