Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter

• Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter for gardeners with a wacky sense of humor!
• Available in colorful tortoise and snail designs.
• Rude planter with massive balls hanging underneath the penis head.
• Funny turtle shaped penis planter is sure to turn heads and spark conversation.
• Place it in your garden or windowsill for daily laughs!
• Makes a great gift for housewarming, bridal shower, LGBTQ pride day, bachelor party, bachelorette party, birthday, Valentine’s Day and more!
• Measures approx. 4.7in/12cm with 1.8in/4.5cm deep flowerpot with a hole at the bottom for drainage.
• Plants are not included.
• Made of durable high quality resin which makes it suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.

So why settle for a boring old planter when you can add some humor and personality to your space? At first look, this Rude Rainbow Snail and Turtle Dick Planter resembles a turtle or snail. It’s only upon closer inspection that you’d realise that it’s actually a penis head with balls hanging below. Uber realistic penis planter in colors of rainbow that will hold herbs, succulents, or something a little more exotic! Place them in your garden for a delightful surprise to guests or add it to your windowsill for a hilarious start to your day!

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