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Penis Sperm Condom USB Drives
Price range: $24.95 through $33.95
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- Everyone’s favorite phallus in an adorable USB flash drive format, accompanied by its sidekicks – condom, sperm and egg!
- Available as Penis, Penis with Balls, Sperm, Sperm with Egg and Condom designs ranging from 4GB to 256GB.
- Must-have gift for bridal shower, bachelorette parties, stag parties, gag gifts to boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy announcement parties, or even a house warming gift for an annoying prick.
- USB2.0 Flash Drive
- Anti-vibration, anti-electromagnetic interference
- Operating platforms: WIN98/SE/ME/2000/XP, MAC OS8, 6 & HIGHER, UNIX, LINUX2.4 or later (have to install drivers for WIN98)
- No external power supply needed, support BIOS, USB-HDD, ZIP start mode.
- Approximately 2.75″ / 7cm.
- Doubles as keyring.
- Made of silicone outer covering (slightly soft).
- Not recommended for the faint-hearted! Highly recommended for those with a weird sense of humor!
Because work and studies can never be too boring! Spice up your otherwise mundane meeting or lecture when you whip out the Penis USB Flash Drive which comes in penis only or added scrotum designs! For or against pregnancy State your stand proudly with the Condom USB Drive or Sperm And Egg USB Thumb Drive!
We provide Free Shipping Worldwide on all orders.
- Estimated 1-8 weeks delivery time depending on your country.
- $4.49 Add-on Tracked Delivery includes proof of delivery and insurance on packages.
- Delivery time does not include order processing time of 1-4 business days for in-stock items and 5-10 business days for customized or high demand items.
- We work with local vendors across the world and products may be shipped from outside of United States.
- You will receive an email with tracking no. when your order ships.
- To track your order, please visit Track Your Order page.
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