Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter


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  • Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter for gardeners with a wacky sense of humor!
  • Available in colorful tortoise and snail designs.
  • Rude planter with massive balls hanging underneath the penis head.
  • Funny turtle shaped penis planter is sure to turn heads and spark conversation.
  • Place it in your garden or windowsill for daily laughs!
  • Makes a great gift for housewarming, bridal shower, LGBTQ pride day, bachelor party, bachelorette party, birthday, Valentine’s Day and more!
  • Measures approx. 4.7in/12cm with 1.8in/4.5cm deep flowerpot with a hole at the bottom for drainage.
  • Plants are not included.
  • Made of durable high quality resin which makes it suitable for both indoor and outdoor use.

So why settle for a boring old planter when you can add some humor and personality to your space? At first look, this Rude Rainbow Snail and Turtle Dick Planter resembles a turtle or snail. It’s only upon closer inspection that you’d realise that it’s actually a penis head with balls hanging below. Uber realistic penis planter in colors of rainbow that will hold herbs, succulents, or something a little more exotic! Place them in your garden for a delightful surprise to guests or add it to your windowsill for a hilarious start to your day!

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  • Estimated 1-8 weeks delivery time depending on your country.
  • $4.49 Add-on Tracked Delivery includes proof of delivery and insurance on packages.
  • Delivery time does not include order processing time of 1-4 business days for in-stock items and 5-10 business days for customized or high demand items.
  • We work with local vendors across the world and products may be shipped from outside of United States.
  • You will receive an email with tracking no. when your order ships.
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    Very well made with beautiful colors!

    Comes with a little hole at the bottom for excess water to run off too!

    Funny Rainbow Snail Tortoise Dick Planter
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